My friend Brian brought this beauty to my attention. And by beauty, I mean man. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, is a MAN. Clearly barely a man, but still a man.
Now, I could say a lot of things about this gorgeous photo montage (that is named 'Secret Garden' by the photographer/model on Facebook), but I think in this case the pictures speak for themselves. They actually scream for themselves, and they scream:
"I AM SO GAY I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF!"
"I WAS BORN ON A BED OF SKITTLES!"
"LISA FRANK CUT MY UMBILICAL CORD!"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I AM A MAN OR WOMAN, HOW CAN YOU?"
And so, so much more. Holy shit. That is all I have to say personally. And actually, you know what? Let's explore these really quick:
- Wildebeest Gorgeous smeared himself with MUD for this photoshoot. MUD, guys, fucking mud from the out of control backyard of his trailer. Speaking of the fact that it needs to be mowed and weeded - he should do it. He needs to have some physical exercise, cause he sure as shit isn't getting laid.
- Land Mammoth has taken hemming lessons. He clearly used a circus tent and got it to somehow have some sort of form around his nearly formless body. That is impressive.
- Lady Juggernaut wants to be so in touch with nature....but as far as I am concerned he just looks like he GAVE BIRTH to earth.
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